my head's like a kite.

that dildo launcher is the best thing to happen to parties since booze.

christmas. the night of the most toxic fire known to man. i think we all lost a few years off of our lives from breathing that shit in. we wilded out.
stephie, cree, & i had our KFC christmas dinner.

oh, hi, oh.

hey tick, suck a dick.

• bamboo is bangin'. it would have been my favorite place ever if it weren't for all of the horrifying dick ticks who tried attacking danielle & i. cassadaga is fun no matter what... when beer is thrown in the mix, forget about it!
• got kicked out of ibar for drinking. whateva, whateva!
• dick reddy tried eating a several pound burger & half a pound of fries in 12 minutes... & failed.
• celebrated aaron's arrival home. blunts & miller high life. i lost at RPS as usual & had to drink 9 backwash beers... FML!
  

po-loot!

a wise man once said... "WHET!!?"

it's about time.

• rages.
• cages.
  

le burr.

• some weird times.
• thanksgiving was amazing!